Chick 'n' Peas Pasta…and Artichokes too!
Today’s special is Chick 'n' Peas Pasta with a bonus appearance from artichokes. If you’re wondering how to whip up a dish that sounds fancy but is really a desperate attempt to use whatever is left in your pantry, look no further. Here’s how I managed to pull it off.
First, I boiled water with salt and cooked the pasta. I drained it and set it aside, hoping I wouldn't forget about it later. Then, I seasoned a single chicken breast with salt and pepper, because who needs more than one? In a skillet, I heated some extra virgin olive oil (because we’re pretending to be healthy) and cooked the chicken until it was golden and cooked through. Feeling accomplished, I removed the chicken and set it aside, giving the skillet a much-needed break.
Next, I added half a stick of butter to the same skillet and sautéed a small chopped yellow onion, and garlic cloves until it was soft. Soft, not caramelized. Then I threw in a large jar of marinated artichokes and a can of peas, cooking them for about three more minutes, which gave me enough time to question my life choices.
Returning the chicken to the skillet, I squeezed half a lemon over it and added half a cup of grated Parmesan cheese, garlic powder (because fresh garlic is too much work), crushed red pepper flakes for an unexpected kick, dried oregano, and basil. I tossed in the pasta and mixed everything together, hoping it would taste as good as it smelled.
For the finishing touch, I garnished the dish with parsley and sprinkled a little more Parmesan cheese all over, because every dish deserves a last-minute attempt to look like it wasn’t a complete disaster.
And there you have it. Chick 'n' Peas Pasta…with artichokes too. Enjoy the sarcastic satisfaction of knowing you’ve made something deceptively fancy with minimal effort.
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Chick 'n' Peas Pasta…and Artichokes too!
Ingredients
Instructions
- Boil water with salt, and cook pasta. Drain and set aside.
- Season chicken with salt and pepper.
- In a skillet, heat olive oil and cook chicken until golden and cooked through.
- Remove chicken and set aside. In the same skillet, add butter, garlic cloves, and sauté sliced onions until soft.
- Add marinated artichokes, Kalamata olives, and peas, cook for about 3 more minutes.
- Return chicken to the skillet, and squeeze lemon juice over the top, add parmesan cheese, garlic powder, red pepper flakes, oregano, basil.
- Add Pasta to the skillet, mix together.
- Garnish with Parsley, sprinkle a little parmesan cheese all over and serve.