This is not just any pizza, no, we’re talking about The Cheesiest Mozzarella Pizza. This one is so cheesy, even your lactose-intolerant friends might risk it.

Here’s the scenario: you’ve just come home, it's been a day, and the only thing standing between you and eternal bliss is a 15-minute masterpiece. So, you head to your local Trader Joe’s because they somehow make everything slightly better. The key to this pizza? Their pizza bread. You might want to grab two because, spoiler alert, you’ll probably mess up the first one in your haste.

Now, drizzle that baby in olive oil like you’re on an episode of Top Chef—go ahead, don’t be shy. Then, channel your inner garlic enthusiast and sprinkle on some garlic powder like it’s pixie dust. The smell alone will make you question every other life choice you’ve ever made.

Next, mozzarella. And no, we’re not talking about those sad, pre-shredded bags that resemble a ghost of cheese past. Go for the real stuff. Slice it up and cover that dough like you're making a cheese blanket. Top it off with some tomatoes (because you’re still trying to pretend this is healthy) and a little spinach, just to impress your Instagram followers.

But wait—there’s more! Grate some Parmesan on top because mozzarella alone isn’t enough. Sprinkle on dried oregano and a bit more garlic salt. Now, pop it into the oven at 400 degrees. You’ve got about 15 minutes of patience to practice, or three TikTok scrolls, whichever comes first.

If you like your pizza with a crispy cheese top (and who doesn’t?), switch on the broiler for an additional 2-3 minutes. Watch it carefully though, because this is where dreams can either soar or burn.

Once it’s out, don’t even bother slicing it up for anyone else. Grab a pizza cutter, or just tear at it like a pizza-hungry monster. You earned this moment.