Lox Nest Muffin
Oh, you thought breakfast was just cereal and milk? Pfft, amateur hour is over, my friend. Let me introduce you to the Lox Nest Muffin, the breakfast that screams "I woke up like this: fabulous and slightly more sophisticated than I need to be before 10 AM."
You're not just making breakfast; you're crafting an experience. Grab that English muffin like it's the last lifeboat on the Titanic. Then assemble your cottage cheese, smoked salmon, a single slice of tomato (because we're classy, not extravagant), Everything Bagel Seasoning, pepper, parsley, and butter. Yes, butter—because if you're going to go over the top, you might as well slide all the way down in style.
You toast your muffin until it's golden brown, like a tan in the middle of summer, and then butter it up, because why not? Life's short. Slather that bad boy with a generous layer of cottage cheese. It's like putting a down comforter on your bed; that level of comfort on a muffin. Then, arrange the tomato slice—think of it as the mattress. On top of that, pile on the smoked salmon like you're dressing up for the cold: layer, baby, layer. Sprinkle it with pepper and Everything Bagel Seasoning because we're all about that spice life. Finally, garnish with parsley because, honestly, we eat with our eyes first and you want your breakfast to look like it's trying to win an Instagram award.
There you have it, the Lox Nest Muffin. It's not just breakfast; it's a statement. A statement that says, "Yes, I do indeed have my life together, thank you very much." Now go forth and conquer the day with the confidence of someone who just nailed the most important meal of the day. 😉
Lox Nest Muffin
Ingredients
Instructions
- Toast your muffin and butter it.
- Spread the top with cottage cheese, topped with a thin slice of tomato and however much smoked salmon you want.
- Add pepper and everything seasoning.
- Garnish with parsley and enjoy!
